Meet the Jennings J-22 Semi Automatic .22LR Pistol: the 'Midnight Special.' It's stainless steel, as shiny as the dome of a freshly waxed bald eagle. But the crowning glory? Those wood handles, reminiscent of your grandma's antique coffee table. And it comes with one mag, because what self-respecting pistol wouldn't? A firearm with a flair for the dramatic, it demands to be taken seriously, although it also cracks dad jokes. From high noon until the midnight hour, this is the not-quite-007 gadget to have by your side. Just remember: tickle its trigger gently, it's a sensitive soul.

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