Introducing the Central Pneumatic Air Chisel, your express ticket to the core of the Earth! Crafted from high-performance steel, sporting a ridiculously powerful piston, and an ego the size of Montana. Watch as the dust flies while it scoffs at granite and laughs maniacally at hardened steel. Elevating through layers of Earth faster than a toddler through a candy store! Warning: This chisel may lack a precise geological navigation system, so literal 'center of the Earth' targets may vary. Also, provisions for lava suit, Earth core survival manual and potential dinosaur encounters not included.