Meet the Tool Master 62659 Corded Router - a jitterbugging party enthusiast masquerading as a woodworking device. It's powered by electricity, but we suspect it also runs on enthusiasm and disco tunes. Reliable and eager, it carves wood with the fervor of a beaver on caffeine!

Meet FREUD corded-router! This little fella might sound like a high-tech robot from the future, but truly, he's just a hilarious half inch, corded-router trying not to get tangled in his own wire. Don't let his serial number intimidate you, he's just a wholesome rotary tool who loves drilling more than a squirrel loves acorns.